vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

bvckyneedshugs:

tumblr and puns

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

svvitzerland:

coolscar:

whorville:

whorville:

Which state is the loudest

Illinoise

its funny because the last part in illinois is silent

silence is the loudest scream

that was deep

crockercorpjanecrocker:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs

Anonymous asked: "My younger sister who was born in 1999 asked me if she was to be considered as a 90's child. But I didn't know how to respond based upon how technically some of the 90's era things didn't actually end until somewhere in the early 2000's which she lived through as a child and was exposed to some of the stuff that I was exposed to but not as much. But I still don't know how to respond... would you say she is one or not? (I kinda think shes more on the 2000's side). Thank you for your time. xxx"

fuckyeah1990s:

She’s a 90s Fetus, anyone born from Jan 1, 1998 to Dec 31st, 1999. Their fetuses experienced pure 90s energy sonically through the power of vibration while they developed as fetuses. Your sister was a 90s fetus… #90sfetus #90ssonar #90svibration #pure90senergy

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

bogleech:

silvertrench:

where do I start

There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.

mileyirysh:

You’re a needle in the hay,
You’re the water at the door.
You’re a million miles away;
Doesn’t matter anymore. (x)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

thewicked-eternity